Bob Atchison's History Forum

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I am Rob.

I am Rob.

Rob I am.

That Rob I am!

That Rob I am!

I do not like that Rob I am!

Do you like AP and Ann?

I do not like them,Rob I am.

I do not like AP and Ann.

Would you like them here or there?

I wold not like them here or there.

I would not like themanywhere.

I do not likeAP and Ann, I do not like them Rob I am.

Would you like them forced on you?

Their idealology they haven't a clue.

I do not like them forced on me

I do not like them can't you see?

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like AP and Ann

I do not like them Rob I am.

Would you treat them to a listen?

Of IF survival, they are a hissin'.

Not to a listennor their hissin'

Not on a blog

Nor with my grog

I would not have them here or there

I woudl not have them anywhere.

I do not like AP and Ann

I do not like them, Rob I am.

Would you?

Could you?

In a chat room?

Post it!

Post it!

Doom and gloom!

I would not listen to your doom and gloom.

You may like them.

You will see.

You may like them those on the AP.

I would not, could not like the AP!

You Bad Rob!

You let me be.

I did not like them in a chat room

I do not like their doom and gloom

I did not like them in Penny's house

I did not like the way they grouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like AP and Ann

I do not like them Rob I am.

Conference! Conference!Conference! Converence!

Could you, would you,in a conference?

No in a converence not even free!

You are so callous! Rob!

Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a chat room

I could not would not with their doom and gloom

I did not like them in Penny's house

I did not like the way they groused.

I will not meet them here or there.

I will not meet them anywhere.

I do not like AP and Ann

I do not like them Rob I am.

Hey! In a thread,

Here in a thread

Would you, could you in a thread?

I would not could not in a thread.

Would you listen to my refrain?

I would not listen to your refrain

That Oma's guilty

That Peter's vain

That FOTR is bad

And we're all whacky

I do not like that Rob, you're tacky.

Not saintly sites Not MySpace blogs

Your opinon bites Bob and Rob, you're trogs!

I will not read them here or thereI do not like them ANYWHERE!